Lessons Learnt In University: #2

#2: When you see your roommates/other people going to take a shower, grab your things and go take a shower too!

Take this quiz.

1. Do you find yourself imagining Ju-On or other types of hantu jepun behind you, under the covers, bawah katil, etc whenever you're alone?
Yes (  )  No (  )

2. Would you rather be miserable throughout a night than empty your bladder at the toilet?
Yes (  )  No (  )

3. Adakah anda senang terkejut?
Ya (  )  Tidak (  )

If you answered yes for all three questions then I shake your hand.. We are of the same category: Penakut Nak Mampos. A much nicer and preferable way to call ourselves is The Faint-Hearted. Conjures up images of fainting heroines doesn't it? Yes.

Ramadhan is the only month that I feel safe going through. Syaitan dan segalanya kena lock-up. This fact is my salvation, because even if I imagine the iconic woman with long hair floating towards with me, logic will triumph. There's no way that will ever happen. RAMADHAN KOT.

But Ramadhan is drawing to an end, and Syawal is approaching.. I enjoy Syawal. I enjoy the kuih raya, ketupat, rendang, duit raya, the merry people, fireworks, new clothes,.. but I don't enjoy the Hantu Raya. OK, OK mana ada Hantu Raya tapi try telling that to my mind! I'm pathetic!

OK dah habis merepek. -_-

The bottom of the line is, showering at peak hours makes for a calm and clean woman. Sambil mandi boleh call out, "Anne ko still tengah mandi kan?". If there's a reply I can continue merrily. If there's none, coupled with the fact that I can't hear anyone else taking a shower, well here's the ensuing reaction..

Shitshitshitasaldioranghabismandicepatsangatnigosokgigipetangnantijebolehtak? Okoklekainabilahangbukakpintunitakdejuon, takdememangtakdeokbarangsumedahready? Readysetgo!

*Lari masuk bilik*

"Ha Aina, lari la tu. Ish ish ish..", my roommates will say. Haha.