Books. (syok sendiri)

They say we shouldn't judge a book by its cover.. but as vampire lovers we would do well to remember that vampire books come in BLACK. Or any dark colours. Vampires are creatures of the night, after all. Yellow or pink? Get it away from me! Titles serve as a clue as well. The keywords would be: night, dark, shadow, blood (ehem, duh), eternal (due to vampires being immortal) and many more (I'll do my research later).

Yeah, nowadays the only thing I read about is vampires, but I am trying to change that dark fact. 'dark', geddit? Okay..

I am trying to read more about homo sapiens, but they can't manage displacement of 100 metres in half a second, you know? They can't break a neck without exerting themselves (okay maybe some can, but still..). Most are not extremely good-looking either, unlike vampires, which are extremely good-looking and frozen in that state, I might add. No fear of wrinkles.

Okay la okay la, I'll start downloading books about regular human beings, pfftt.. Conveniently forgetting that I am of the same species, aren't I? Yes. I am. I reckon I'll start with classics, as they usually make for good reading, which is why they are awarded with the title 'classics'. Much like classic clothes, which work every time. They would also satisfy my need to be obnoxious and pompous. For example, "Aina, dah penah baca Jane Austen punya Mansfield Park?". Then I would be able to reply with a self-congratulating air, "Yes yes, dah pernah baca.".

I am poyo like this. Don't hate me. Please.