Handwriting Analysis

En route to Twilight, Adam, my aunt and I singgah at MPH. It is a customary stop everytime we're at Bukit Raja to watch a movie. :)

Semasa di situ, a book caught my eye. Sex, Lies and Handwriting. Wow, I thought, my kind of book this is. Not because of the first word okay, please be informed. Huh. Tapi handwriting analysis? I used to read Madam Zorra's (at The Star) column with fervour. How cool is it to have one's personality laid on the table, just by analysing one's handwriting? Uber cool. There is no other answer. Disebabkan takde duit and disebabkan I'll never get away with buying a book with the word "sex" on the cover, saya baca di situ sahaja. Eleh Aina macam tak biasa.

Most of myfriends have seen my handwriting kan? You guys know how cursive and loopy it is kan? Well according to the book, I have a.. what's the word, exaggerated/overblown/puffed up/extravagant upper section. And the lower section as well. According to the book, one with this sort of sections loves to exaggerate one's stories and brag. Shit! Kuangjaq nye buku!, I thought. At first. Tapi memang betul pun hahahahaha. Tak bole nak bwat apa la. "You asked for it, you got it."

I am dying with desperation (seeee? Exaggeration), I want to purchase the darn book. But, no money to spare so meleleh air liur je la. I want to bring it to Shana's and analyse the girls' handwritings. Ugh, tapi tak bole. Oho I know, I'll just search for handwriting analysis material on the Internet and print 'em out. Jaga-jaga! :)